Believe It or Bachmann

“Michelle of Minnesota” is an fair comparison to Joan of Arc, another CRAZY zealot. Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann might deny the similarity because the French are liberal. More likely, she’d believe St. Joan de Arc to be a U.S. founding mother from St. Louis, MO and that the Gateway Arc was erected with the power of prayer … and volunteer freed slaves.

At least that’s what she believes her base will believe. None would bother to verify. Of course, Al Gore created the internet for nothing but liberal libel and pornography.

The DANGEROUS thing about Michelle is that she’s more clever than crazy yet is good at ACTING genuinely crazy. See the picture to the right, that’s a great impression of human joy for a Stepford wife.  She can make the same face discovering she’s pregnant, delivering a baby and excusing the persecution of gays.

Chelle B. cranks out the DOPEST media meth! She tells quarter-truths on camera and if you call her out you’re calling out ALL “patriots”, all the while layering more bullshit in her response. A steaming lasagna of lies and illusion under a crust of Velveeta righteousness.

Consider her skill: she’s a leader of the loudest anti-tax movement AND used to WORK 4 the IRS! Like Jesus said, “Render unto Caesar NOT a MY DAD-DAMNED THING!” Book of Revenue 4:16.

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2 Responses to “Believe It or Bachmann”

  1. A steaming lasagna of lies and illusion under a crust of Velveeta righteousness.
    Wow. Beautifully put!

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