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L@T #35 We Grown & Sexy

Posted in Paranoid, Pride? with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 10/25/2012 by Loyd Digg

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Matt Gulley and Digg examine what it is to be a man, with our insect-like drives to provide and pound-it-out. I also teach the young squire about different classes of female in a non-sexist way.

Listen:

Download: L@T #35 We Grown & Sexy (Right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Laughing @ Monday at The New Way Bar every Monday at 9.

Music by The Hate Noise.

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L@T #32 Hack Holocaust

Posted in Paranoid, Pride? with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 10/09/2012 by Loyd Digg

Matt Gulley and Digg have a cliched discussion on originality. Does trying to be unique lead to pointless dumbery? Does what’s popular automatically suck? Matt has to be “contrarian” because disagreement is for peasants!

Listen:

Download: L@T #32 Hack Holocaust (Right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Wednesday Oct. 10th: Digg’s return to Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, 8pm $5.

Laughing @ Monday at The New Way Bar every Monday at 9:30.

Friday October 19th Matt will be performing his One Man show “For Finnegan’s Sake: The Comedy of James Joyce” at Seamus’ House of Haggis & Hilarity in Dublin, Ireland.

Music by The Hate Noise.

L@T #29 F-words, Nerds, N-words & Nigerians

Posted in Ashamed, Paranoid with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 09/27/2012 by Loyd Digg

“I have an URGENT business proposal for you!”

Digg and spirit brother  Mike Bobbitt compare nerds with geeks. Next, we start talking about what we can’t talk about – offensive words. Mike gets me to reveal the origins of both my nerdiness and my distaste for Nigerians.

Listen: 

Download: L@T #29 F words Nerds N words & Nigerians (Right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Mondays: Laughing @ Monday at New Way Bar, doors open 9pm

Tuesday Oct. 2nd Joey’s Comedy Club @ 8

Music by The Hate Noise.

L@T Show #28 Hostile Workplace Affection

Posted in Paranoid with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/25/2012 by Loyd Digg

Digg describes the awkwardness of working with a LOT of single ladies while Amit jealously wishes he had somebody to harass.

Listen:

Download: L@T #28 Hostile Workplace Affection (Right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Mondays: Laughing @ Monday at New Way Bar, doors open @ 9

Wednesday Sept. 26th Mark Ridley’s Comedy Castle @ 8

Tuesday Oct. 2nd Joey’s Comedy Club @ 8

Music by The Hate Noise

L@T Show #25 BRO, Come Out the Closet!

Posted in Paranoid, Shocked with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 09/15/2012 by Loyd Digg

Pretty boy local comic Amit Jain claims to be a nerd. Stand up Nerd Digg challenges him to accept his TRUE self.

Listen:

Download: L@T #25 BRO, Come Out the Closet! (Right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Sept. 17 Laughing @ Monday! at The New Way Bar 9:30.

Sept. 20th Comedy Night at O’mara’s Irish Pub 9:30

Music by The Hate Noise.

L@T Show #22 Muscle Man Dreams

Posted in Paranoid, Pride? with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 09/06/2012 by Loyd Digg

Ron (pictured above) gives a MANIC movie fanboy review of The Expendables 2 while rubbing baby oil on Digg. He also showcases his professional touch at Ron Marshall Jr. dot com.

Listen: 

Download: L@T Show #22 Muscle Man Dreams (right click Save As) or Subscribe on iTunes

Appearances: Thursday 6th: Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, 8pm

Monday 10th: Laughing @ Monday at New Way Bar, doors open 9pm

Music by The Hate Noise.

Kind & Creepy

Posted in Paranoid with tags , , , , , , , , , on 08/23/2012 by Loyd Digg

While at work, I’m adjusting the earbuds of my iPod when … I’m lying, it’s a Sandisk Clip mp3 player. I can’t afford the extra $60 for an iPod. So, I’m thinking about how to steal one when I hear:

“bye, digg.” in a meek mousey voice over my shoulder.

IMMEDIATELY, I feel this is the voice of  JESUS who has come to personally damn me for not believing in him, considering breaking the stealing commandment (I don’t even know which number it is) and for not capitalizing the H in him like He likes!

Spinning around in my office chair, I quickly flail for a pencil to plunge into his heart, for the one in a million case that Christ the Risen Messiah is a VAMPIRE!

It’s just Kelly standing behind me wearing her little glasses with her salt and peeper Vulcan hair cut looking like a petite asexual 5th grade art teacher with her colorful purse and bag. She was obviously about to go home.

ARGH! Ah … HA! You startled me Kelly.” I admit a bit embarrassed, but DIVINELY relieved.

“sorry,” Kelly flexes the least number of facial muscles it takes to make a smile, as though a grin would shatter her head. “usually when i say goodbye to you before i leave your back is turned and your listening to your device.”

“Oh, I see. Well goodnight, Kelly.”

She gives me 10% more smile before leaving.

I’m facing my computer and have my left earbud in when I realize that this CREEPY BITCH says goodbye to me EVERY night without actually COMMUNICATING with me!

How much of an ASSHOLE do I look like!? From a distance, it looks like I’m PURPOSEFULLY ignoring her kindness! I’m not ABOVE anybody in the department! I’m a NEW FUCKING HIRE! Plus, I’m an expert at faking friendliness.

Am I the token Black GORILLA mascot of our team? Am I some trained SAVAGE that is only BARELY HOLDING ONTO CIVILITY?!?

… I did almost stab her with a pencil for startling me.

L@T Show #17 I’m REALLY VERY Sorry

Posted in Paranoid, Pissed Off with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/05/2012 by Loyd Digg

Digg and Ron discuss why their friendship is FULL of HORRORS.

Topics: Whachugottasay: Ron explains his sex slander. Creepy Cosplay. Hypothetically Hilarious: Mitt Romney, The Olympics and a Hot Tub made for three. New Segment – Better Wife: Anne vs Julie, Kim vs Michelle & Hope vs Bruce. “And I ALMOST … KILLED you.”

Listen:

Download: L@T Show #17 I’m REALLY VERY sorry

August 9th Angel Busque Egg Roll Invitational Lupus Benefit at O’mara’s Irish Pub $5 cover

Laughing @ Monday at The New Way Bar every Monday at 9:30.

Music by The Hate Noise.

More Media Monkey Business

Posted in Ashamed, Paranoid with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 08/03/2012 by Loyd Digg

Sometimes media critics are IDIOTS!

Watch this and try to figure out the outrage:

… I’ll wait while you wonder or recover from the shock …

See it? Did you see that HORRIBLE racist imagery?!

Obviously, little Black girls that dream of doing gymnastics are like monkeys – OBVIOUSLY.

Forget that the ad for Animal Practice was programmed to air regardless of what event was being covered. Forget that the monkey is a boy character, wearing a male gymnast outfit and doing the rings – usually a male event.

Forget that Bob Costas would prefer having his ASS WHIPPED ON AIR rather than even hint at a racial comment related to Gabby Douglas.

“Gabby is as nimble as a little chimp!” THAT would be a racist gaffe. This coincidence ain’t news.

The real outrage: Crystal the Monkey is actually a female, but is shown doing a man’s event in drag – OBVIOUSLY this ad is SEXIST.

L@T Show #14 Headbutt to the Teeth

Posted in Angered, Paranoid with tags , , , , , , , , , on 07/15/2012 by Loyd Digg

Ron and Digg find solutions to problems faced by many cowards.

Topics: Candy power. TALES of RACISM (new segment): Deafening minority sex. Bring your fake daughter to work podcast. Boss Tantrum. I’m NOT from the jungle! The First Annual “You’re a Pussy” Challenge.

Listen:

Download: L@T Show #14 Headbutt to the Teeth

Laughing @ Monday at The New Way Bar every Monday at 9.

Music by The Hate Noise.

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