Blacks: Born Bad?

Black people do bad things, like everyone else, but FEW groups get as much NEGATIVE press as we do. Middle-Easterners murder for Allah; brothers TAKE LIFE cause it’s Tuesday and the bullets are about to expire. Some Black men are MUSLIM … I’ll pause while you change your pants, sorry for the SCARE.

Over the weekend a CBS station in Chicago – that OASIS of brotherly love – made a little boy seem like a KILLER in the making!

Chi-Town is so RACIST the head of the NAACP is Italian? Actually, he’s Obaman (light skinned) and is “disturbed” by this. I’m a little darker than him, so I’m PISSED!

WBBM is caught red handed but they are far from the only ones. We know Antoine Dodson because he was an entertaining Negro news ratings maker. His effeminate air over shadowed the real problem that his sister was nearly RAPED. Was that guy caught ? Is their community safe? Don’t give a FUCK, but Toine was real funny on Tosh 2.0!

I wouldn’t be shocked if this boy gets his video chopped and screwed into a viral parody GANGSTA RAP meme. Which may then haunt him for the next twenty years – cause embarrassment NEVER dies on the internet –  and prevent him from becoming a policeman. Assuming his teenage years don’t include a racial profiling run in with the cops that sours him to the idea.

He SHOULD become a lawyer. The NAACP is FULL of them. He’ll be meeting some SOON.

Murdoch: Fox & Felonies

I officially forgive Woody Allen for being a bespectacled OLD CREEP just because he raised his wife. Rupert Murdoch has successfully taken the title given the News of the World hacking scandal and has joined the ranks of Alan Greenspan in the category of Threats to Society. Although I can not link the old Australian Media Imperialist to production of the movie Lightning Jack, I will blame him for NOT preventing it.

Murdoch has stayed under my radar by balancing the GROSS propaganda of Fox News with the AWESOME of many FOX Entertainment and FX shows. Family Guy forgave him for Hannity; The Shield sheilded him for hiring Bill O’Reilly. Glenn Beck: inexcusable; but the Cobra Commander of tabloid journalism, Murdoch kept a low profile.

Now we see he values the RIGHT to privacy as much as he does journalistic integrity, which is to say LESS than USED toilet paper. Of course, he’s playing the age card. He can’t recall any notification of the hacking but is still sharp enough to blame his underlings. Not surprising, the 80 year old may still believe the penalty under British law to be BEHEADING. Not so, but a withered cabbage on a spike would look the same as his head.

Rotten

I’m wondering what DIRT he may have on celebrities this side of the Atlantic, given how lots of Conservative politicians hang around FOX News like slaves around a plantation. Does he have the birth video of Bristol Palin delivering her “brother” Trig?  What about a photo of Mike Huckabee vomiting after a dinner to keep his wait down? Is there a picture of Michelle Bachmann “consummating” her marriage to Marcus with a crucifix-shaped dildo?

Millions can only hope.

There’s Something about Tracy

The Pope has downplayed VERY IMMORAL acts happening in HIS church, yet he is the most followed moral leader on Earth. As a performer, Tracy Morgan is NOTHING like the Pope in reputation, occupation, fashion style or MORALITY. Yet, people wish to hold him to the same standard? I’m NOT GLAAD about that.

Here’s how performance, including COMEDY, works. Performers present themselves in a false or exaggerated way that creates ENTERTAINMENT. Anthony Hopkins is NOT an ingenious cannibal serial killer. Josh Brolin is NOT a murderer evading capture (referring his True Grit role, not his role in W.)  Tracy Morgan is NOT going to STAB a GAY kid in the neck … unless he believes the boy is a zombie!

I know because he said it on STAGE and most people in the audience laughed. This DOES NOT mean everybody that laughed endorses violence on gays. It means that they saw the EXAGGERATED ABSURDITY in what Tracy said about a topic that DOESN’T effect them. You won’t find a Pride Parade in that town, but since a gay blogger lives there it’s not a queer CONCENTRATION CAMP. He’s free to enjoy Tennessee dry penis rub.

Now, Tracy is in trouble for comments about “retarded boys”. No one gets upset when he says NIGGA – because Tracy IS one. These critics FAIL to understand that Morgan can speak on the mentally disabled because his CHARACTER is an IDIOT. What retards.

Do they think he’s an education specialist or pediatrician? Watch this clip of his stand up and tell me Tracy Morgan is a ROLE MODEL to be taken seriously. I got REAL news to read (Rihanna wore a BIKINI on stage!)